{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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Patrick Joseph McGeehan was an American actor.
"}{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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